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"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

-Mark Twain (via feellng)


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

"He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why they love me, and partly why they leave."

-Jeanette Winterson  (via crybaby18)

(Source: avenue)


let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: brujabby)

"I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?"

-Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song (via hqlines)


date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked


taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence


i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

I’m scared no one will love me.

I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.

(Source: gvmma)


Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.




When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true