50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
the moment of absolute and utter despair when u have to wiggle the wire to get ur phone to charge
Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)
This is adorable!